“Don’t worry guys, I got some multicultural paint in my car. I’ll handle this. Racism averted hardcore.”
Terrified of what's inside.
To save his life, he crawls like a worm from a bird.
(via emma4309)
(via thebansteven)
Who is this sexy mama? #nom
"Gurl. You look ugly when cry. Let's just hug so you feel better, okay? Okay!"
Legit lolz.
- Chad: "Smell this!! It's so good!"
- Me: *takes bottle of Midnight Pomegranate hand sanitizer* "Mhmm!! But.. aren't you allergic to pomegranate?"
- Chad: "OH SHIT! That's pomegranate?!"