“Don’t worry guys, I got some multicultural paint in my car. I’ll handle this. Racism averted hardcore.”

Terrified of what's inside.

To save his life, he crawls like a worm from a bird.

Don't get me wrong,

I luv deez hoez.

acroatic:

floatingintheblue:

lovelybluepony:

(via emma4309)
(via thebansteven)
Who is this sexy mama? #nom

(via thebansteven)

Who is this sexy mama? #nom

therefortomorrow:

novacainekills:

(via meysell)

what is this

… thats a fetus.

therefortomorrow:

novacainekills:

(via meysell)

what is this

… thats a fetus.

"Gurl. You look ugly when cry. Let's just hug so you feel better, okay? Okay!"

therefortomorrow:

(via jermination)

what is this

I can’t even.

Legit lolz.
  • Chad: "Smell this!! It's so good!"
  • Me: *takes bottle of Midnight Pomegranate hand sanitizer* "Mhmm!! But.. aren't you allergic to pomegranate?"
  • Chad: "OH SHIT! That's pomegranate?!"
11:11

*wishes* <3

I legit have never laughed this hard ever.
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